| New Journal |
[Nov. 20th, 2008|09:14 am] |
I made a new journal ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) kbaugues , explanation on my new blog.
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[Nov. 6th, 2008|02:46 am] |
So I kinda wish I would've voted now. I didn't because I knew Obama would easily win and I hate waiting on line for anything. But after he won and watching the news I kinda felt left out. I was really happy and excited but still felt like I wasn't a part of it. A guy asked me if I voted yesterday and I told him I did not then he goes on telling me that I don't care about my government,etc.. then today his Facebook status is "Keith is kinda surprised, lets hope he keeps his promise." Are you kidding me? You voted for the guy and you're surprised he won or trust that he will do what he says?
"I have solved this political dilemma in a very direct way: I don't vote. On Election Day, I stay home. I firmly believe that if you vote, you have no right to complain. Now, some people like to twist that around. They say, 'If you don't vote, you have no right to complain,' but where's the logic in that? If you vote, and you elect dishonest, incompetent politicians, and they get into office and screw everything up, you are responsible for what they have done. You voted them in. You caused the problem. You have no right to complain. I, on the other hand, who did not vote -- who did not even leave the house on Election Day -- am in no way responsible for that these politicians have done and have every right to complain about the mess that you created." ~George Carlin
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| Most embarrassing moment! |
[Oct. 10th, 2008|09:22 pm] |
A co-worker and I were talking about embarrassing moments today and I wanted to hear some of yours. You can even create a new user name to reply if it's too embarrassing but lay it on me!
Story #1 - For my 21st birthday my friend Jessica bought me a bunch of old lady porn, i'm talking grandmas. I never threw them away and forgot about them in my closet. I was out of town and asked my mom if she would pack a couple boxes of the last of my stuff. I get to my new place and start unpacking the boxes and the magazines are in there on top! So she saw them and might think I have a thing for old ladies.
Story #2 - A roommate ditched us in the middle of the night, I went in his room to see what he left and if I wanted any of it. There was a fake pussy box that he left in the closet. I called his parents and they were going to come get his bed the next day. So I grabbed the box to save him the embarrasment of his parents finding it and wasn't really thinking and just put it in my room. The next day a friend come over and I forgot about it and she saw it and still to this day doesn't believe that it wasn't mine.
Go! |
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| My longest LJ post everrrrr |
[Oct. 10th, 2008|06:57 pm] |
So I told you guys about the crazy married girl. I was thinking today and for some reason girls who are married or have boyfriends love me. I'm really not one to brag, but i'm a pretty awesome person. I'm very outgoing and love to have fun and I think that is what these girls like about me because they are tied down and their boyfriends probably never take them out anymore or do anything fun with them which is the case in these girls. The last girl I really liked had a boyfriend at the time and was seeing me on the side. It wasn't really hidden, he knew about it but loved her so much that he dealt with it . I really really liked this girl and when she cheated on me, if you could even really call it that, I was the maddest i've ever been in my life. If Justin wouldn't have been there to grab me off of him and not let me in the door (the guy is 6'7") I would've killed him. This girl broke my heart bad but In a very strange way I hope that again I could really care for someone so much that I would get the maddest i've ever been. Now it's just silly and when I look back on it I really don't know why I liked her so much. The past few nights I've been hanging out with this girl by association. There is a rumor going around that she gave me head in the back ally by the Vid which never happened. The weird part about it is that i'm hearing this from everyone, people that don't even know each other. The drummer in my band asked me about it and the first thing this guy said to me when I saw him at Night Moves last night. Which by the way if I ever go there again please stop me. Well last night we go to the Vid and her husband is there and he meets me and we talk for a bit then he goes to work. I know a lot of you probably think i'm an asshole for this but i've never done anything with her, just little stuff like her sitting on my lap or a little grinding but her friend tells me she wants me,etc.. Well we ended up going to Night Moves and were about to leave and he shows up and tells her off and how he was giving her once last chance and she blew it,etc.. I'm not trying to ruin relationships at all but these women just flock to me. I know I know I could turn them away but when it's 3:00 in the morning and you're ready to go home it's hard to do. I guess this post really has no meaning I just felt like writing something. I check LJ about every three days and really if a post is longer then a couple sentences I rarely read it but hello world i'm alive.
Add on: I've been running into Scott Parker a lot lately and we talk about the good times at the tribute house and it really makes me sad because I miss those days so fucking much that i'll really get all emo thinking about it. Back in the LJ days when people called me beeweedbeer lol. I had so much fun that summer and I could list a bunch of names of people but you know who you are, thanks for being my friend.
Bitches and Christmas. |
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[Oct. 8th, 2008|07:37 pm] |
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There is something very liberating about taking a dump with the bathroom door open. |
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[Oct. 2nd, 2008|03:13 pm] |
So i've been listening to a lot of Opera lately and I love it. Very soothing and nice melodies, anyways my two favorite songs by my two favorite.
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[Sep. 28th, 2008|02:31 am] |
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Bitches and Christmas |
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[Sep. 22nd, 2008|05:39 pm] |
From the IDS, Monday, September 22.
"Widdicombe told police he had not urinated into the cup and had no intentions of pouring it on people. Widdicombe said someone had given him the cup of urine while he was in the restroom, and he decided to take it back to his seat to show his friends."
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[Sep. 19th, 2008|05:33 pm] |
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To women everywhere: Please stop refering to your vagina as a Va-Jay-Jay. It really bothers and creeps me out when I hear that. Lets be adult and say vagina. Damn you Oprah! |
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| Palin |
[Sep. 14th, 2008|11:48 pm] |
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I watched the Palin Interview today and I really don't see why everyone was talking about this. I think she handled herself well and didn't say anything to think she couldn't do a good job. I actually don't mind her as far as republicans go. |
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[Sep. 9th, 2008|04:29 pm] |
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Today I was singing Britney Spears pretty loud for some reason as I walked downstairs thinking I was home alone only to walk into the living room to my roomate and four of her friends. |
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| 69 Sex |
[Sep. 3rd, 2008|01:43 am] |
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[Aug. 25th, 2008|06:42 pm] |
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Vegetarian Noun a person who does not eat meat or fish
If you eat fish you are not a vegetarian, you are a pescotarian. If you eat chicken, you are a meat eater not a trendy "chikentarian"
If you label yourself as the above to fool yourself because you know deep down inside that meat is yummy then the term for that is hypocrite. |
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| Oh George.. |
[Aug. 14th, 2008|07:04 am] |
I'm going to miss him. |
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